Go to India

I tell her that I want to come with her to India, perhaps I can have sex with her many many times, and India that means Kamasutra. Oh yeah, that will be great. Sex with Liz, so often and greater than we had here. Because of this I can't say no to this.
But now Liz is strange. I have got many arguments with her and we don't talk to each other for a long time, and our flight is due in some days. I don't know what to do.

Today we fly to India. I am at the airport and wait for Liz, but Liz doesn't come. I hate it, we said two hours before departure we will meet here, but she isn't here. Should I check in or wait for Liz?? I decide to wait. Liz comes, thirty minutes before the plane departs. I am very sick of her. We check in and Liz doesn't have traveller checks, and now I can also give her some money, what has she done the last weeks?? I don't say anything to her but I think she realised that I am very sick of here, but it seems she likes it. She is not normal.
It is a great feeling when an airbus starts. The great power when the turbine gives full throttle. You are pushed into your seat, Liz doesn't say anything, but I like that feeling. Wooooooam and we are in the air. Now there is no chance to go back, now my Indian adventure starts.
We are in the air for four hours when Liz says something to me, and how should it be?? She wants my seat because her seat is not all right. But now I can have a little revenge. This was the last time she made me feel like an ashole, now it is my turn.
"Dave, please give me your seat, I want to sleep and my seat doesn't go down."
"Why? Sleep in sitting position, I want to look out of the window, I want to see the nice hills and the small cities. It looks great. Why should I give you the seat now?"
"What's up Dave, give me the seat. I ask you, so give me the seat! Is it so difficult to change the seats?"
"I don't want to swap Liz. Accept it. If you want to sleep, sleep in your seat. I want to look outside!"
She was sick now, but it was a great feeling for me. Now I feel better, much better. I show Liz the way it is. I forget now what was before the trip. Now it is a tie.

After 9 hours our plane lands in India. Liz and I don't talk all the flight, but that doesn't matter. Now we are in India and there everything between us will change. We will become lovers again.
Hell what a heat. In the plane it was a nice temperature, but now outside it seems likehell. It might be 40°C or even more. I never thought India had such a heat! If I had known it before, fuck, England is not so hot, but now I must stay a long time in this heat. That is not good. And the streets, or the natives. They are very dirty. England is not like this. My holy England is clean, but India is hell. If I had known it before. Ok, let's hope our hotel is cleaner. If not, I don't know what I will do then. Going home is not possible, but perhaps I can talk to Liz to go to a cleaner one.
We have got an India guide with us, one of the things Liz has thought of. We search for a hotel. While we are searching there comes a guy and wants to sell something to me. It is a hat, and I want this hat. He gives me a good price, I think. So I buy this hat.
Liz has got nothing better to do than laugh at me.
"Hahaha Dave, nice hat, look, every tourist has got one."
"Don't laugh Liz, it is a cool hat!"
"Yes Dave, if you say it is like this. What have you paid for it?? I think too much, you pay what he wants, don´t you?"
"Yes I did, but it was not as much as you think. Let's go to a hotel!"
We walk to a hotel and I was again sick of her. Onthe plane I won, and now she won. Not what I want, but that's life.
We find a hotel, the tourist guide tells us it is the best in town. It is not my kind of a good hotel, but it must do.
Our room is on the first floor, but it isn't what I want, we are with ten other travellers in one room. Liz directly gets in contact to one of them. When I see her, talking with this bastard. Oh God, I wish she wouldn't do this. Ok, now it is my time. Let's enter this conversation and look what this person has to say.
"Hi, I am Jeremy but you can call me "J". Liz told me you two were here to find out how India is. I gave her some necessary information. Where to go and what you should eat or not."
"Oh, you are very nice. Thanks. What do you know about this land? I think you are an expert of this land, right? I think we don't really need your help. We have got enough information about this land and we know what to do, right Liz?"
"Shut up Dave, "J" is only good to us, and you talk so ruelyto him. Come with me, I want to talk to you! Hurry up!"
Oh, Liz is angry, she looks nice if she is angry. Ok, I stand up and we walk into the hall.
Liz is really angry I realise now.
"Dave what do you do?"
"He flirts with you, but we two are here in India together, not you and this "J"!"
"I don't flirt with him, I try to get some useful information about India, you little jealous boy."
That is enough for me. I turn around and shout at her that I will look what there is to see. So I go on my little sightseeing tour.
Outside it is hot like hell, but in the hotel it is as hot as outside. Ok, I walk down the main street. Too many dirty people, but I can't go back to the hotel to Liz and her "J". So I look around here. The people seem to be very poor. I hate it. I see a little girl. She comes directly to me. "Hello mister, have you got some coins for me?" How shall I react?

Give the poor dirty girl some coins.

Show her what a real English man is and push her away.